
{"id":24,"date":"2012-09-28T13:13:57","date_gmt":"2012-09-28T13:13:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pages.charlotte.edu\/adrianjelley\/?p=24"},"modified":"2012-11-12T21:15:30","modified_gmt":"2012-11-12T21:15:30","slug":"kids-are-little-time-machines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pages.charlotte.edu\/adrianjelley\/blog\/2012\/09\/28\/kids-are-little-time-machines\/","title":{"rendered":"Kids are little time machines."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Almost a year ago, my wife and I welcomed our first (and currently only) child into the world. He turns 1 on Sunday, and that&#8217;s amazing to me.<\/p>\n<p>The quickness that the past year has gone by is really amazing, it seems like just yesterday Max was born, and now he&#8217;s walking whole lot, eating table food, and while his vocabulary is mostly nonsensical, he talks a lot too. How can this have happened? I surely remember him starting to this stuff, but it just seems so fast. Too fast. As in, I think my son, the\u00a0genius, \u00a0sped up time. Ok, I&#8217;m sure I&#8217;m not the only parent to ever think this, but the past year just seems to have gone by at warp speed.<\/p>\n<p>Well before I get into my\u00a0theories about how babies and little kids warp the space-time\u00a0continuum\u00a0\u00a0(ok, I&#8217;m probably just keeping these to myself, so go ahead and breath that sigh of relief). I just wanted to publicly wish my son a happy first birthday. May he have an over abundance of them, and may they all celebrate how awesome,\u00a0fascinating\u00a0and incredible his life has been thus far.<\/p>\n<p>Happy Birthday Max! I love you buddy.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_25\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/pages.charlotte.edu\/adrianjelley\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/129\/2012\/09\/MaxEaster.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-25\" data-attachment-id=\"25\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/pages.charlotte.edu\/adrianjelley\/blog\/2012\/09\/28\/kids-are-little-time-machines\/maxeaster\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/pages.charlotte.edu\/adrianjelley\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/129\/2012\/09\/MaxEaster.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"2048,1357\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"MaxEaster\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Most awesome kid ever! &lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/pages.charlotte.edu\/adrianjelley\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/129\/2012\/09\/MaxEaster-300x198.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/pages.charlotte.edu\/adrianjelley\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/129\/2012\/09\/MaxEaster-1024x678.jpg\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-25\" src=\"http:\/\/pages.charlotte.edu\/adrianjelley\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/129\/2012\/09\/MaxEaster-300x198.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"198\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pages.charlotte.edu\/adrianjelley\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/129\/2012\/09\/MaxEaster-300x198.jpg 300w, https:\/\/pages.charlotte.edu\/adrianjelley\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/129\/2012\/09\/MaxEaster-1024x678.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/pages.charlotte.edu\/adrianjelley\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/129\/2012\/09\/MaxEaster.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-25\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Most awesome kid ever!<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Almost a year ago, my wife and I welcomed our first (and currently only) child into the world. He turns 1 on Sunday, and that&#8217;s amazing to me. The quickness that the past year has gone by is really amazing, it seems like just yesterday Max was born, and now he&#8217;s walking whole lot, eating [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":258,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[13,12,32],"class_list":["post-24","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-birthday","tag-max","tag-personal"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2LP46-o","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pages.charlotte.edu\/adrianjelley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pages.charlotte.edu\/adrianjelley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pages.charlotte.edu\/adrianjelley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pages.charlotte.edu\/adrianjelley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/258"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pages.charlotte.edu\/adrianjelley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/pages.charlotte.edu\/adrianjelley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":148,"href":"https:\/\/pages.charlotte.edu\/adrianjelley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24\/revisions\/148"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pages.charlotte.edu\/adrianjelley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pages.charlotte.edu\/adrianjelley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pages.charlotte.edu\/adrianjelley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}