
{"id":528,"date":"2015-08-24T14:36:24","date_gmt":"2015-08-24T18:36:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pages.charlotte.edu\/mark-west\/?p=528"},"modified":"2015-08-24T14:44:03","modified_gmt":"2015-08-24T18:44:03","slug":"monday-missive-august-24-2015","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pages.charlotte.edu\/mark-west\/blog\/2015\/08\/24\/monday-missive-august-24-2015\/","title":{"rendered":"Monday Missive &#8211; August 24, 2015"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<p><b>Cymbalism<\/b> &#8212; Over the course of the summer, I have been following the construction of the new Vickie and Gene Johnson Marching Band Center.\u00a0 This building will house UNC Charlotte&#8217;s new marching band, and the members of the band have been practicing this summer.\u00a0 A few days ago, I saw a group of about five or six students playing the cymbals.<\/p>\n<p>This scene brought back memories of my ill-fated and short-lived career as the cymbals player in my small high school.\u00a0 I played the bassoon back in those days, but during the marching band season, they had to find another instrument for me to play since the bassoon is not an instrument that one can play while marching.\u00a0 I was a pretty good bassoonist, but the cymbals and I were not made for each other.\u00a0 One night during a football game, the band was supposed to play the national anthem.\u00a0 We performed in the bleachers, and right in the middle of our performance, the handle strap on one of the cymbals ripped apart just as I was crashing the cymbals together.\u00a0 Like Captain America&#8217;s mighty shield, my cymbal hurdled through the air.\u00a0 Everyone near me quickly scrambled to get out of the way before they were beheaded by my disc of destruction.\u00a0 Luckily, only my cymbal and my ego were damaged.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p>The birth of UNC Charlotte&#8217;s marching band also reminded me of the famous mu<a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pages.charlotte.edu\/mark-west\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/322\/2015\/08\/Original_movie_poster_for_the_film_The_Music_Man_1962.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-535\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pages.charlotte.edu\/mark-west\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/322\/2015\/08\/Original_movie_poster_for_the_film_The_Music_Man_1962.jpg?resize=166%2C261\" alt=\"Original_movie_poster_for_the_film_The_Music_Man_1962\" width=\"166\" height=\"261\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pages.charlotte.edu\/mark-west\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/322\/2015\/08\/Original_movie_poster_for_the_film_The_Music_Man_1962.jpg?resize=191%2C300&amp;ssl=1 191w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pages.charlotte.edu\/mark-west\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/322\/2015\/08\/Original_movie_poster_for_the_film_The_Music_Man_1962.jpg?w=220&amp;ssl=1 220w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 166px) 100vw, 166px\" \/><\/a>sical <i>The Music Man.\u00a0 <\/i>In this musical, as you may remember, a fast-talking salesman sails into a small town and tries to convince the townsfolk that they need a marching band, complete with uniforms that he would be happy to sell them.\u00a0 Initially, the salesman is just working a scam, but when he meets the town&#8217;s librarian, the situation starts to change.\u00a0 She represents the wisdom and knowledge associated with books, the values associated with integrity, and an optimism tied to a deep faith in the fundamental goodness of the human heart.\u00a0 Madame Librarian, as she is called in one of the musical&#8217;s songs, transforms the hustler&#8217;s hullabaloo into something meaningful and memorable for the townsfolk.\u00a0 In this regard, I think that Madame Librarian and the English Department have a lot in common.\u00a0 How&#8217;s that for cymbalism?<\/p>\n<p><b><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pages.charlotte.edu\/mark-west\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/322\/2015\/08\/English-staff-3.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft  wp-image-536\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pages.charlotte.edu\/mark-west\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/322\/2015\/08\/English-staff-3.jpg?resize=181%2C233\" alt=\"English staff 3\" width=\"181\" height=\"233\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pages.charlotte.edu\/mark-west\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/322\/2015\/08\/English-staff-3.jpg?resize=233%2C300&amp;ssl=1 233w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pages.charlotte.edu\/mark-west\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/322\/2015\/08\/English-staff-3.jpg?w=316&amp;ssl=1 316w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 181px) 100vw, 181px\" \/><\/a>Staff News<\/b> &#8212; All three members of the English Department staff have recently signed up for important training sessions and programs.\u00a0 Here are the details:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Jennie Mussington<\/strong> &#8211; <strong><i>Front Desk Safety and Security<\/i> <\/strong>training &#8211; all day class off campus on <span class=\"aBn\"><span class=\"aQJ\">Friday, July 17<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>Monica Alston <\/b>&#8211; <i><b>Notary Public <\/b><\/i>&#8211; all day class at CPCC on Saturday, August 8. Monica is waiting on her official Notary Public number so she can take her oath then the Department will have their very own Notary Public on hand.<\/p>\n<p><b>Angie Williams <\/b>&#8211; UNC Charlotte Continuing Education <i><b>Meeting and Event Planning Program<\/b><\/i> &#8211; all day class every other <span class=\"aBn\"><span class=\"aQJ\">Friday<\/span><\/span> and <span class=\"aBn\"><span class=\"aQJ\">Saturday, September 25 &#8211; November 14<\/span><\/span>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p>The English Department is fortunate to have such a dedicated staff.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p><b>New Part-Time Faculty Members<\/b> &#8212; This fall semester several new part-time faculty members are joining the English Department.\u00a0 Our new adjunct faculty are:<\/p>\n<div>Julia Intawiwat who is teaching ENGL 2116 <i>Introduction to Technical Communication<br \/>\n<\/i>Jessica Morton who is teaching ENGL 3100 <i>Approaches to Literature<\/i><\/div>\n<div>Coleen Muir who is teaching ENGL 2126 <i>Introduction to Creative Writing<br \/>\n<\/i><\/div>\n<p>Lance Phillips who is teaching ENGL 2127 <i>Introduction to Poetry Writing<\/i><br \/>\nSam Shapiro who is teaching ENGL 2090 <i>Topics in English: The Films of Hitchcock<\/i><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p>Please join me in welcoming these new colleagues to our department.<\/p>\n<div><b>Upcoming Events and Deadlines<\/b>\u2014\u00a0Here are some dates to keep in mind:<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>&#8211;<b>CLAS All Faculty Mtg &amp; Breakfast\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/b>\u00a0 <b>Friday, August 28\u00a0<\/b>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <span class=\"aBn\"><span class=\"aQJ\">8:30-10:00am<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<div>\n<p>\u00a0Fretwell 100<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>&#8211;<b>English Department Mtg<\/b><b>\u00a0\u00a0 Friday, August 28\u00a0\u00a0<\/b>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <span class=\"aBn\"><span class=\"aQJ\">11<\/span><\/span>&#8211;<span class=\"aBn\"><span class=\"aQJ\">12:15pm<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Fretwell 290B<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<p><b>Quirky Quiz Question<\/b>\u00a0\u2014 Does anybody know the name of the salesman in <i>The Music Man?\u00a0 <\/i>For extra credit, does anybody know the name of the librarian?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"color: #0000ff\"><strong>Last week&#8217;s answer: Ralf Thiede<\/strong><\/span><\/div>\n<div>\n<p><em>Heather Vorhies&#8217;s account of her recent trip to Germany reminds me that Heather is not the only member of our department who presented a paper at a conference in Germany this summer.\u00a0 Can you name the other member of our department who presented a paper in Germany this summer?\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<div>\n<div><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"CToWUd\" src=\"https:\/\/ci6.googleusercontent.com\/proxy\/RnNZfQn2o2xpggJQqefCOervMbPIci5mujDPJnvl43kv6Rtxjyh5gHN_JKVzeU-aaGz3pePFgxfoAAtZJZNx8mveVTc-11j98EfuAJVcumUenA=s0-d-e1-ft#https:\/\/ssl.gstatic.com\/ui\/v1\/icons\/mail\/images\/cleardot.gif\" alt=\"\" \/><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cymbalism &#8212; 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